Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
Tech support: What’s on your monitor now, ma’am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11
Tech Support: "Ok, please click on 'Start' and move the mouse up to 'Settings'." Customer: "Oh, you're asking too much of me now!"
Tech Support: "What seems to be the trouble?" Customer: "Well, my monitor is going out. Does that have anything to do with my hard drive?"
Customer: "It just comes up with a message and says, 'Click OK.' Now what?"
Tech Support: "Click on the computer icon on the left side of the screen." * Customer: "Is that your left or my left?"
Tech Support: "What type of computer do you have?" * Customer: "A white one."
Tech Support: "No, sir...clicking on 'Remember Password' will NOT help you remember your password."
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